Brining all new meaning to the “loony left” , Simon Whitby, Labour Councillor for Stakesby on Whitby Town Council has claimed that he has fathered an alien baby. The baby’s name is Zarka and the mum’s name is Cat Queen. He claims to have sex with the alien about four time a year. However, it’s definitely not cheating as he explains:
My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.
He added he got more sense out fo the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall.